Spaceship

Jerry: All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.

George: Fine.

Jerry: They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?

George: I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

Jerry: But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!

George: I'm wearing a little hat, I'm jumping through fire.. They're putting their little alien heads in my mouth...

Jerry: At least it's show business...
George: But in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to, uh... you know, get me to mate. Jerry: What if she's got no interest in you?

George: Then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.

Seinfeld - Episode The Bizarro Jerry

Remove all porn

If all porn were removed from the internet, then there would only be one page remaining and it would say bring back the porn (Originally stated by Dr Cox, Scrubs - Season 3)